Fail Jokes / Recent Jokes

31. Inform your English class that they need to know FORTRAN and
code all their essays. Deliver a lecture on output format statements.
32. Bring a small dog to class. Tell the class he's named "Boogers
McGee" and is your "mascot". Whenever someone asks a question,
walk over to the dog and ask it, "What'll be, McGee?"
33. Wear a feather boa and ask students to call you "Snuggles".
34. Claim to be a chicken. Squat, cluck, and produce eggs at irregular
intervals.
35. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the
teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours.
36. Have a grad student in a black beret pluck at a bass while you lecture.
37. Sprint from the room in a panic if you hear sirens outside.
38. Give an opening monologue. Take two minute "commercial breaks" every ten
minutes.
39. Tell students that you'll fail them if they cheat on exams more...

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

I'd rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed!

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

DAD - Putt EXAMS vich paas hoven fail tenu BIKE jarur le ke deni hai.
BETA - WOW dad tusi kine achhe ho! !
DAD - PASS hoya taan YAMAHA R15, college gedi maaran layi FAIL HOYA TAAN RAJDOOT dudh vechen lzyi!!