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What's the difference between a Northern and a Southern Fairytale? A Northern Fairytale begins with... "Once Upon A Time..." A Southern Fairytale begins with... "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..."

A southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."

Remember that fairytale about the uncircumcised troll? I think it was called' Rumpled Foreskin'