Fanny Jokes

A guy was at the local dance and he asks a girl to dance. "OK," she replies. "What's your name?" he asks. "Franny," she replies. "That's a nice name, Fanny," he says. "NO, NO, NO, it's Franny, Fanny with an R." "OK, sorry," he replies and they carry on dancing. Later on, at the end of the evening, he says, "Can I take you out on a date, Fanny?" "Look," she says. "It's Franny, Fanny with an R." He apologises again. She agrees to meet him the following week, but she insists, "You must remember my name - don't forget Fanny with an R." All that week the guy is looking forward to the date and trying really hard to remember her name, saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." The weekend arrives and it's time to pick her up for the date. Walking up to the house, he is still saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." He knocks on the more...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny body calls, I'm out. Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body gonna open this door then? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny Girl! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying " Who's there? " everytime I knock! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body home!

Q: whats red and hairy??
A: FANNY RASH!!!

New fanny soap made! The ingredients used are: reefer, shield, and KFC! It keeps the fanny high dry and finger licking good!

Q.what is red and hairy?
A.a fanny rash