Farms Jokes / Recent Jokes

There are three guys walking together along the Welsh/English border...a Welshman, a Scot, and an Englishman. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out,' I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes.'

To this, the Scot says' I am a sheep herder. My dad's a sheep herder, his dad was a sheep herder, and my son will be one too. I want my country to be full of lovely sheep farms'...' FOOM!' all the land in Scotland was full of an infinite supply of sheep farms.

The Englishman was amazed. He said' I want a wall around England to keep those damned Scots and Welsh out'...' FOOM!!' there was a wall around England.

The Welshman says' Tell me more about this wall.'

The genie says' Well, its about 200 feet high, 100 feet thick, it goes all around England, and nothing can get in or out.'

After a moment of consideration, the Welshman says' Fill it with water.'

Bill Clinton and his driver are in a hurry, so they are speeding past several farms. On their way past one of the farms Bill's driver hits a pig. He stops the car and decides he had better tell the owners.

Bill waits in the car all night and the driver doesn't come back until the next morning. Bill says, "what did they do to you?"

The driver replies, "they gave me a good meal and they told me to sleep with their daughter. They tried to give me fruit for the road, but I had to say no. "

Bill says, Wow! What did you say to them? The driver replies, All I said was "I'm Bill Clinton's driver and I killed the pig."