Father and Son Jokes

Baap: Beta teri maa chup-chup kyon baithi hai. Kuch ho to nahi gayaa.
Beta: Bapu maa ne lipstick maangi thi maine fevicol pakdaa di.

DAD - Putt EXAMS vich paas hoven fail tenu BIKE jarur le ke deni hai.
BETA - WOW dad tusi kine achhe ho! !
DAD - PASS hoya taan YAMAHA R15, college gedi maaran layi FAIL HOYA TAAN RAJDOOT dudh vechen lzyi!!

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car.

His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car.

They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited and minute and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, why even Jesus had long hair...."
To which his father replied...."Yes, and they WALKED everywhere they went!"

Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Father: "Sure son. What's the question?"

Son: "What is politics?"
Father: "Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me "Capitalism". Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her "Government". We take care of your needs, so we'll call you "The People". We'll call the maid "The Working Class", and your baby brothe we can call "The Future".
"Do you understand, Son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it".
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his more...

There was a son of a fireman that wanted to be much like his father. Since he couldn't drive a fire truck, he used his little red wagon, a rope, and his dog. The dog is actually a male.

So the kid had his dog pulling him down the road while he was sitting in his wagon.

And a neighbor asked the kid, "Why don't you tie the rope around the dog's neck? You can go a lot faster."

And the kid replied, "If I tie the rope around his neck, the siren won't go off!