Favourite Jokes / Recent Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

What is a horse's favourite Shakepearean play?
Rodeo and Juliet

What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!

Atal Bihari Vajpayee's favourite couplet: Dushmanon kay sitam ka khauf nahin, Dos/on ki wafa sey dartey hain. (I am not scared of what my enemies may do to
me, it is the loyalty of my so-called friends that I
fear.)

Who is a bee's favourite painter? Pablo Beecasso!

Who is the bees favourite pop group? The bee gees!

What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!