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Whats Tarzans favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
What is the bank managers favourite type of football? Fiver side!
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from a road accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.
Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite mule 'Bessie' into the... " "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question." "Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!"'
Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got 'Bessie' into the trailer and I was driving down the road...". The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is more...
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Q: Whats a blondes favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"