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What is a witchs favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

When Dad came home he was astonished to see Alec sitting on a horse, writing something.' What on earth are you doing there? ' he asked.
' Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal. That's why I'm here and that's why Susie's sitting in the goldfish bowl! '

What is a dog's favourite sport? Formula 1 drooling!

What is a dog's favourite food? Anything that is on your plate!

What's a snakes favourite dance? Snake, rattle & roll!

What's a dog favourite hobby? Collecting fleas!

Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment? A phantomime!