Federline Jokes

...Kevin Federline reportedly has been offered $1 million to lose weight after tipping the scales at 235 lbs. Federline will earn the money if he can lose 45 lbs. Britney Spears will double it if he loses the other 190.

Mr. Spears announced he will write an autobiography so people will have a better understanding of who he is. Federline will write the book as part of a Learning Annex class he's taking called, "Autobiography Writing For Talentless Douchebags With Nothing To Say."

The FBI is reporting that earlier in the year they investigated rumors that someone put a hit on Kevin Federline.

The FBI also reported this was the first time that ‘Kevin Federline’ and ‘a hit’ were ever used in the same sentence.

Britney Spears has filed papers for divorce yesterday from Kevin Federline. Spears has demanded full custody of the kids to live with her in a life of luxury. Federline said the whole thing caught him by surprise... Especially that he doesn't qualify as one of Britney's kids.

Kevin Federline was in Times Square yesterday to be the first to sign the "Save the Penny" petition, which is going to be presented to lawmakers in DC who are thinking about getting rid of the penny. I think I know why Kevin likes the penny so much. It's the only thing on Earth more useless than he is.