Britney Jokes

Britney Spears, Shaggy and Pink went on a hoilday and shared a hotel room with each other.
One night before going to sleep they heard someone do a fart.
Pink said: You make me sick,
Shaggy said: It wasn't me
and
Britney spears said: OOps i did it again

one day britney spears and shaggy went on a date, then evrey1 heard a fart, SHAGGY:it wasnt me BRITNEY:opps i did it again
the next day it happend again and insted BRITNEY SAID:stronger than yesterday!!!
HA! HA! HA! HA!

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.
Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."
Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."
Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."

Britney spears craig david and shaggy were on a plane and someone farts craig david says i'm walking away shaggy says it wasint me and britney spears says opp's i did it again
the next day they are on a plane and someone farts shaggy says it wasnt me craig david says i;m walking away and britney spears says stronger than yesterday.

When Britney Spears shaves something worth looking at, wake me up.