Britney Jokes / Recent Jokes

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."

Britney Spears issued an apology to ticket holders of last night's Vancouver show after smoky conditions on stage led to a 30-minute delay of the concert. Spears said that is the last time Amy Winehouse opens for her.

Bulimics are thanking Britney Spears for giving them a legitimate reason to vomit.

In this week's "People," Britney Spears calls her second pregnancy "an accident" while Kevin Federline calls it "one more year of free rent."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Britney Spears...Oops I did it again.

...Britney Spears says her next album will be in Spanish.....she has already recorded the first single for the album.....a remake of "La Bimbo"

Britney Spears has filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences." When he heard the news, Kevin Federline said, "Irreco-whatacle?"