Britney Spears Jokes

When Britney Spears shaves something worth looking at, wake me up.

A court spokeswoman says Britney Spears has filed for divorce from rapper/dancer Kevin Federline. Can you actually believe that there are men out there that think they now have a shot at the new divorcee? I don't even think Kevin is gay. Oh well, happy hunting fellas.

Britney Spears was criticized by fans and in the press for flashing her nether region to paparazzi on a number of occasions.

Britney responded to the criticism by saying, "C'mon, it's just a vagina. Everybody has one."

Britney Spears and that wigga from YouTube are getting divorced.
If THEY can't make it work, what chance do the rest of us have?

Now that K-Fed is out of the picture, Britney Spears is finally free to get back to doing what she does best: making mind-numbingly awful music for gay men.