Immigrants Jokes

A group of Middle Eastern immigrants has sued the federal government, claiming their citizenship applications were intentionally slowed by agents.
Don't they know that waiting in line for government services without cause is the surest sign that they're already Americans?

Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

One hundred illegal immigrants were found stranded in an Arizona desert. Despite their dehydration, the immigrants managed to turn the landscape into a veritable paradise.

Newly arrived in the U. S., immigrants Mario and Luigi go to the urban unemployment office.
"What line of work are you in?" the agent asks Mario.
"I pilot," replies Mario.
"I'm sure I can find a place for you," says the efficient woman, handing him an application to fill out. Then she turns to Luigi, "And what kind of work do you do?"
"I lumberjack," he answers.
"Hmmmmm. .. I'm afraid we don't have any openings for lumberjacks."
Suddenly Mario looks up. "Hey, you must be crazy, lady!"
The agent is taken aback. "What are you talking about?"
"Well, if he no cut it, how you expect me to pile it?"

Newly arrived in the U.S., immigrants Mario and Luigi go to the urban unemployment office.
"What line of work are you in?" the agent asks Mario.
"I pilot," replies Mario.
"I'm sure I can find a place for you," says the efficient woman, handing him an application to fill out. Then she turns to Luigi, "And what kind of work do you do?"
"I lumberjack," he answers.
"Hmmmmm... I'm afraid we don't have any openings for lumberjacks."
Suddenly Mario looks up. "Hey, you must be crazy, lady!"
The agent is taken aback. "What are you talking about?"
"Well, if he no cut it, how you expect me to pile it?"