Bloomberg Jokes

New York Mayor Bloomberg was bit yesterday by weather-forecasting groundhog Staten Island Chuck. When the attending physician was asked if there should be concern about infection, he replied, "No, Chuck will be fine."

Mayor Bloomberg said that New York City will "collapse" if illegal immigrants are deported. He added, "Immigrants do the jobs that Americans won't and, like it or not, happy endings are a job."

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg called the House plan to deport 11 million illegal immigrants "pure fantasy." He added, "And when I say fantasy, I mean that I pleasure myself to that image every day."

Bloomberg BusinessWeek has named Tiger Woods the most powerful athlete in the world. Of course, he slept his way to the top.