Tiger Woods Jokes

Tiger woods and his wife Elin announced the birth of their son Charlie Axel Woods Sunday February 8, 2009. Woods said all are doing great, and thanked all the doctors, nurses, and the Nike officials who got to cut the umbilical cord. Nike used the event to launch their new line of infant wear with the new slogan, “Just do do!”

His wife accused him of having an affair. Tiger said he was just playing a provisional.

Tiger also received a spanking from an Augusta dominatrix.

Maybe Tiger should consider moving to a links course, no trees and far fewer water hazards.

The Grand Old Game will never be the same now that Tiger has introduced a new concept to the game.
The game used to have Hazards clearly defined... sand traps, water ponds, bunkers, marshes, ditches, creeks.. Now we have to add a new hazard to the game... getting caught!