Nike Jokes

Nike has confiscated a tape of a college player dunking on LeBron James to help one of their athletes save face. No word yet on what they plan to do with ten million copies of Kazaam.

Tiger woods and his wife Elin announced the birth of their son Charlie Axel Woods Sunday February 8, 2009. Woods said all are doing great, and thanked all the doctors, nurses, and the Nike officials who got to cut the umbilical cord. Nike used the event to launch their new line of infant wear with the new slogan, “Just do do!”

Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time. 3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor. 4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment. 5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 6. A penny saved is worthless. 7. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies. 8. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. 9. The more...

Two friends..........."
Two guys were walking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that
looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and
pulled out a pair of Nike.
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to makeyou run faster than that tiger?"
First one replied: I don't have to run faster than the tiger,
Second One: Then????
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"I just have to run faster than you"