Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes
Tiger Woods' doctor says the golfer is suffering from an inflamed neck joint which caused him to pull out of the tournament last week. The malady can be treated with medication and massages. Upon learning of the treatment, Tiger began to complain about a sore groin.
Tiger Woods has reportedly entered a sex rehab clinic in Arizona. He's not addicted to sex, it's just a great place to meet women.
When asked about defending the US OPEN title.Tiger Woods said,"Its a great name,I dont think they should change it"!
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
According to reports, Tiger Woods has hired former President Bush's advisor Ari Fleischer to help him repair his image. Said Fleischer, “Compared to my last job, this will be easy. Tiger only f**ked a few waitresses, not the entire country.”
More info about Tiger Woods and his wreck from this weekend......evidentally his wife was upset with the worlds most popular driver....in other words....she was really "Teed off"!
Maybe Tiger should consider moving to a links course, no trees and far fewer water hazards.