Caddy Jokes

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, its a sin any day of the week!"

A golfer was having such a terrible day one day that he couldn't help but take it out on his caddy. "You're terrible!" he screamed. "When we get back to the clubhouse, I'm going to see that you get fired!"
"That's okay by me," the caddy replied calmly. "By the time we get back to the clubhouse, I'll be old enough to get a regular job!"

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says: “How is the singing career going? ”
Stevie Wonder says: “Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it is pretty good. By the way how’s the golf. ”
Nicklaus replies: “Not too bad, I am not winning as much as I used to but I am still making a bit of money. I have had some problems with my swing but I think I have got that right now. ”
Stevie Wonder says: “I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be alright. ”
Jack Nicklaus says: “You play golf! ”
Stevie Wonder says: “Yes, I have been playing for years. ”
And Nicklaus says: “But I thought you were blind, how can you play golf if you are blind? ”
He replies: “I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and he calls to me. I listen for the sound of his more...

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy?

Tiger can drive a golf ball.

The golfer confidently eyed the next hole and remarked to his
caddy: "This should be good for a long drive and a putt." His swing, however, hit the sod and pushed the ball only a few feet. "Now," said the caddy, "for a hell of a putt."