Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes

Tiger woods and his wife Elin announced the birth of their son Charlie Axel Woods Sunday February 8, 2009. Woods said all are doing great, and thanked all the doctors, nurses, and the Nike officials who got to cut the umbilical cord. Nike used the event to launch their new line of infant wear with the new slogan, “Just do do!”

Tiger Woods says he still loves his wife very much. And he wants his three iron back.

I don't understand why Tiger Woods has to be in hiding.Perhaps he is the world's first serial escapist.

There hasn't been this many balls in the sand since Tiger Woods round of golf Saturday.

I was pleasantly surprised by Tiger's taking full and absolute responsibility for his indiscretions, stating unequivocally that they were wrong and against his values.
After Obama created a bi-partisan deficit reduction panel a few days earlier, I fully expected Tiger to take a page from his playbook and say, "I just found out that my wife has been cheated on. I will thoroughly investigate this, leaving no stone unturned, until I can guarantee my fans that she will never be cheated on again."