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The Fart!
Shaggy and Britney were walking and one
of them farted Shaggy said It wasnt me!
Britney said whoops i did it again!
By
Karandeep
Lally
How is a computer like Britney Spears? They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
Britney Spears has filed papers for divorce yesterday from Kevin Federline. Spears has demanded full custody of the kids to live with her in a life of luxury. Federline said the whole thing caught him by surprise... Especially that he doesn't qualify as one of Britney's kids.
On the subject of the state of US Education, check out this quote from pop icon Britney Spears --
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Jay Leno monologue, "Britney spears wrecked her $200,000 Ferrari after she downshifted into second gear going 85 miles an hour. But never any danger of her gettin' hurt. She wasn't hurt 'cause luckily, both her and the car have the dual air bags, so they're fine."
Jay Leno monologue; "Britney Spears doing Pepsi. Christina Aguilera now doing an ad for Coke. Bill Clinton signed today doing one for Squirt."