Britney Jokes / Recent Jokes

After 30 days of intensive therapy, Britney says she is now "completely heterosexual." (Or was that Ted Haggard?)

The'Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility' says Spears was a model client, and is looking forward to her successfully completing its program several more times this year.

What do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common? Both are brainless, blonde and constructed out of plastic.

What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?
They both come with plastic jugs

What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
Dinner at Hooters.

What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
- Dinner at Hooters.

Britney Spears prevented the loss of any wealth to ex Kevin Federline by having him sign a prenuptual agreement. I never thought I would write this: Britney Spears is more intelligent than Paul McCartney.

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says "I’m going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy." Not to be outdone, Britney ripped $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy." Not even noticing Britney’s stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I’m going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier." At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.