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According to leaked documents, Britney Spears is worth an estimated $100 million. That number will be cut in half when she finishes going through the cocaine stashed in her guest house.

Question: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
Answer: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic!

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

10. Say Christina Aguilera can whup her ass any day

9. Lay her for free (Sorry, that's something that'll automatically get you IN to a Britney Spears concert)

8. Try to pass yourself off as the opening act

7. Make fun of Justin Timberlake

6. Give her a wedgie

5. Pass around pictures of her when she was in the Mickey Mouse Club

4. Have legitimate proof that she got breast implants

3. Bust her lip-synching

2. Point out that her initials are BS

1. Wait a minute...why the hell would anyone want to go to a Britney Spears concert in the first place?

Britney Spears kicks off her "Circus" tour this week. It begins with several clowns coming out of her vagina.

Britney Spears was criticized by fans and in the press for flashing her nether region to paparazzi on a number of occasions.

Britney responded to the criticism by saying, "C'mon, it's just a vagina. Everybody has one."

A six-month pregnant Britney Spears has posed nude for the upcoming issue of Harper's Bazaar. It's hardly anything x-rated. Britney covers her breasts with her arms and keeps her legs crossed at the knee, so you won't be seeing her private area, or an old tattoo that says, "Dustin Diamond's Bitch" on her inner thigh.