Kevin Federline Jokes

Have you heard the new allegations from Britney Spears' ex bodyguard? Wow...allegations of nudity, drugs and rumored to have put a hit out on K-fed.......

I knew it was false....Britney hasn't put out a hit in years!

Q: What do you call a child caught in the middle of a custody battle between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline?

A: Screwed either way.

CNN just announced that Britney Spears has filed for divorce. Does this mean that we can now call the soon-to-be former Mr. Spears "K-FedEx"?

Kevin Federline's concerts are being cancelled, "due to lack of interest." It must be embarrassing to cancel an open mic.

Mr. Spears announced he will write an autobiography so people will have a better understanding of who he is. Federline will write the book as part of a Learning Annex class he's taking called, "Autobiography Writing For Talentless Douchebags With Nothing To Say."