"Oops i did it again!" joke
Britney Spears, Shaggy and Pink went on a hoilday and shared a hotel room with each other.
One night before going to sleep they heard someone do a fart.
Pink said: You make me sick,
Shaggy said: It wasn't me
and
Britney spears said: OOps i did it again
Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it!