Fidel Castro Jokes

Fidel Castro retired his reign as leader of Cuba.
I heard his family is sending him to South Florida on a raft.

After 47 years in power, Fidel Castro, left, delegated power on Monday evening to his brother, Raul, before he underwent surgery. Raul immediately stopped production of his current project, a raft made of two inner tubes and an old refrigerator.

Feeling better, Castro intends to try out for the US Olympic team.

So what will Castro use to write his memoirs on?

Fidel Castro's brother Raul has taken control of Cuba. Hard-liner Raul's ascendance to power is being called "disturbing" by Condoleezza Rice and "inspirational" by Jeb Bush.