Castro Jokes

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Castro!
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!

Knock Knock Who's there! Castro! Castro who? Castro bread upon the waters!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Castro!
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!

God decided it was time to end the world, so he called together those
whom he
considered the three most influential people in the world - Bill
Clinton,
Fidel Castro and Bill Gates.
"The world will end," God told them. "You must go tell the people."
President Clinton made a live statement on CNN. "I have good news and I
have
bad news," he said. "The good news is that we have been right, there is
a
God. The bad news is that he is ending the world."
Castro sent out a worldwide message to all Communisits.
"I have bad new and worse news," he said. "The bad news is that we have
been
wrong all along, there is a God. The worse news is that he is ending the
world."
Bill Gates got on his computer and sent out a worldwide e-mail on the
Internet. "I have good news and I have better news," he wrote. "The good
news
is that God more...