Filipino Jokes / Recent Jokes
As far as I know this is original. I made this up with a few friends while
in a bar in the middle of nowhere cut off from the rest of civilization.
I heard recently that no Filipino saints have ever been selected and feel
this is a wrong that must be righted. I know of at least one Filipino
who has passed the criteria for sainthood (performing three miracles),
Ferdinand Marcos. The miracles he performed are:
1) He took millions, possibly billions of dollars out of one of the
world's poorer nations.
2) He stayed married to Imelda for over 30 years.
3) He died of natural causes.
A Filipino guy from Bicol tries very hard to come to Canada. In doing so he spent all his money and sold all his valuables so after he gets out of the Canadian airport he takes the bus to go stay at his relatives' house. He thinks to himself, "Galit na galit ako parang gusto kong pumatay." So he takes a out his knife and flashes it at some white guy standing there on the bus, The white guy then says, " Yo! BE COOL man be cool!" Then the Filipino guy says, "Oh Pasalamat ka, taga Bicol ka kundi pinatay na kita!!"