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What do you call a man with 10 rabbits up his bum?
Warren.
What do you call two Canadian lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
What do you call a lesbian from Alaska?
Klondike.
What do you call an exhausted bear?
Winnie the Pooped!
What do you call an independently wealthy woman in Texas?
A divorcee.
What do you call an intelligent man in the United States?
A tourist.
What do you call Bob the Mailman after he gets fired?
Bob.
What do you call boobs on a Girl Scout?
Brownie points.
What do you call Bob the Mailman after he gets fired?
Bob.
What do you call boobs on a Girl Scout?
Brownie points.
What do you call a prostitute who works in Chicago and New York? The tail of two cities.
What do you call an Irish homosexual?
Gay-lick.
What do you call an Italian with an IQ of 180?
Sicily.
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>? My Boss had a "stroke of genius" and it killed him.
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>? My Boss recently fired a gay employee. He called it "canning the fruit".
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>? My Boss is a famous inventor. He created "the fluke".
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>? Whenever "it's" going to hit the fan, my Boss makes sure I'm right down
>front.
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>? I work in the company kitchen. My Boss said "If you ever drop food on the
>floor, just put it in the microwave for a few seconds to kill the germs.
>Then go ahead and put it on plates for the customers."
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>? My Boss was complaining about how much time I used to take my wife to the
>doctor for her leukemia treatments. He said "You're making too much of
>this. We are all going to die sometime. Make sure your career doesn't die
>first."
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>? We recently moved into a new building that didn't have enough space for
>our cubicles. I was told my cubicle wouldn't more...
ADAM & EVE
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't
find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were
earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve
now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
THE EPIC OF THE BAKED BEAN
Once upon a time there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked
beans. He loved them, he adored them, he yearned for them. But they always
caused him a great deal of embarrassment shortly after eating them. The
reaction of his body to the beans was swift and terrible to behold.
One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they
would marry, he realized she might be even more embarrassed and more...