Firefighter Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.""Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do with the fire service?""Well," the man answers, "the house next door is on fire and I dont want you to trample my front yard."
There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, and he would give 10, 000 dollars to the department that got the formula. An hour later no ground wasgained and a mutual aid call was put out. When 12 departments couldnt subdue the blaze the owner saw thishe raised the reward to 100, 000 dollars. Suddenly a small town department drove their truck right into the fireand emerged 10 minutes later with the formula. When asked what they would do with the money one said,"Get them damn brakes fixed we figure."
From Cleveland National Forest in Southern California comes the story of bozo James Karl who was a seasonal firefighter during the summer. Being part time help, he only got paid when he actually had a fire to put out.
Thinking he might drum up a little extra business for himself, our bozo started a couple of fires in the forest which his unit was called upon to put out.
That in itself qualifies him as a bozo, but he went one step further. On the days that he set a fire, our bozo would start the fire engine to get it warmed up before the rest of the crew were even called in, making his fellow firemen just a little suspicious.
He faces up to ten years in jail.
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:"You cant park anywhere near this place!"
Q. How do you put out a fire? A. Take away the HEAT, FUEL, OXYGEN, or the CHIEF!
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" TheSon said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from theneighboring Fire Department.
The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasnt spread to the canteen yet, sir."