Fits Jokes

Gold`s Law: If the shoe fits, it`s ugly

Goldenstern`s Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney. 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Gordian Maxim: If a string has one end, it has another.

Gordon`s First Law: If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.

Gordon`s Object Lifespan Theorem: No matter the amount of care given the purchased object, it will fuse/explode/disassemble within three days of warranty expiration.

Gordon`s Warranty Law: All warranty clauses expires upon bill payment.

Yo Mama is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!

If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
What's another word for thesaurus?
What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?