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There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass. Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So of course he also fled. Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you!"

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass. Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing.

The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So of course he also fled.

Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."

Three priests were in the train station wanting to return home to Pittsburg. The agent at the ticket counter was an amazingly gorgeous, extremely well-endowed, young woman. The priests were all too embarrased to approach her, so they drew straws to see which one would go up and purchase the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Hello, young lady," he began. "I would like to purchase two pickets to Titsburg... " whereupon he immediately lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached the window. "I wish to purchase three tickets to Pittsburg," he began, "and I'd like the change in nipples and dimes." Realizing what he had just said, he immediately turned on his heels and fled.
The third priest then approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like to purchase three tickets to Pittsburg and I'd like the change in nickels and dimes, please. I must say," he continued, "if you more...