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The Bush
George W. Bush Jr was in an airport lobby and noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George Bush approached the man and inquired, "Aren`t you Moses."
The man ignored George and stared at the ceiling.
George Bush positioned himself more directly in the man`s view and asked again, "Aren`t you Moses".
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
George tugged at the man`s sleeve and asked once again, "Aren`t you Moses".
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".
George asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert".

REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES
Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?
Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).
How can the river be flowing north? That's uphill!
How can mass wasting be an agent of landscape formation on the Moon? The Moon has no gravity!
How do I get water into this beaker?

REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES

Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?

Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).

How can the river be flowing north? That`s uphill!

How can mass wasting be an agent of landscape formation on the Moon? The Moon has no gravity!

How do I get water into this beaker?

Once upon a time there was a flock of angels with long flowing beautiful hair. But lo and behold, due to improper eating habits and advanced age, all their hair fell out.They soon saw the light and purchased gorgeous, extravagant wigs, which were even more golden and more flowing than their original hair.One day, there came unto the angels very bad tidings. They lost their financial security and were reduced to a penniless state. In utmost misery, they fell to their knees and prayed for a solution.Suddenly, the clouds parted and a thunderous voice gave forth the following, "Hock the Hair, Old Angels."

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing
white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The
man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses."The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked
again, "Aren't you Moses".The man continued to peruse the ceiling.George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you
Moses".The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last
time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the
wilderness".