Fluffy Jokes

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes thedirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow driesits fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy,"Did you hear that Fluffy died?".The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. er.. no.. what happened?".The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day.But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, we wentoutside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put himback into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

Little Johnnie wants to take his dog Fluffy for a walk. He asks his mother who replies "No the dog is in heat". Johnnie looks at his mother and says," What does in heat mean?" His mother says very carefully so as not to confuse Little Johnnie, "In heat means she has gas." "PLLEEAASSEE!!!" cries little Johnnie. "Okay, but keep the dog on the leash the whole time, and be back in 10 minutes." Little Johnnie leaves with dog in tow and comes back 10 minutes later just as instructed, but without the dog. "Where's Fluffy" mother asks. "Oh, she ran out of gas a couple blocks back so the other dogs in the neighborhood are giving her a push home.

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy walks in the door, he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed. Later after they've had sex, he turns to her and asks "So, how was I?" She says "Well. .. you can take anything from the bottom shelf."

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy walks in the door, he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed. Later after they've had sex, he turns to her and asks "So, how was I?" She says "Well... you can take anything from the bottom shelf."

Q. What's pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff, duh!