Fool Jokes / Recent Jokes

One radio station prank took place on April Fool's Day. They announced that the phone company would be cleaning the dirt out of the phone lines that afternoon. They do this, it seems, by blowing air into the wires in the switching station. The problem is that the dirt comes out of the earpiece and mouthpiece of the telephone and could dirty the rugs or furniture in your house.
Consequently, the phone company asks that the good citizens please get plastic bags and put them over the handsets of the telephones to protect their belongings.
Stores reported a run on plastic bags, and the phone company made the radio station retract the original claim.

Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"? No. Oh, so it's you!

The only man who is a bigger fool than the one who knows it all is the one who will argue with him.

A young man was hired by a multi-national company as a trainee. When he arrived at work his first morning, he picked up the phone, called the pantry and yelled, "Get me a coffee immediately."
A voice on the other end of the phoned growled, "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension. Do you happen to know who you're talking to, you idiot?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"I'm the Managing Director of the Company, you fool!" he yelled.
"Well," the trainee shouted back, "do you happen to know who you're talking to, you idiot?"
"No," replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied the trainee meekly, as he hung up the phone.

Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.

One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station? ??

Police: Yes, what is the matter? ??

MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.

Police: Are you mad?

MAD: Yes, I'm MAD.

Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.

MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom...

Police: you FOOL...
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MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!

You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

Eventually, you will get what you asked for.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!

You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!