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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?His F-150 got stuck
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the assembly line for the automobile, changed the world. As areward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven." Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, himself." The befeathered fellow at the gate takes Ford to theThrone Room and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah, yes." "Well,"says Ford, You have some major design flaws in your invention: l. There's too much front end protrusion2. It chatters at high speeds3. The rear end wobbles too much, and4. The intake is placed to close to the exhaust." "Hmmm.." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the CelestialSupercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It maybe that my more...
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I`ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I`ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.The man said "Get in with me and I`ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
"That's O.K. It's never really been about me," sighed the ghost of President Gerald R. Ford.