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Crazy people go through the forest by taking take the psycho path.

If a man is in a forest, talking to himself, with no women around, is he still wrong?
If a woman is in a forest, talking to herself, with no
man around, is she still complaining?
Did you know that the shortest sentence in the
English language is "I am"?
Did you know that the longest sentence is
"I do"?
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it,
chances are that you won't either.

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.
In India Gyani Ji says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time Gyani Ji says, "More.. . more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing more...

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear
him, is he still wrong?

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hearhim, is he still wrong?

Once upon a time, in the Christmas Tree Forest there lived the
Christmas fairies. They spent most of their time practising
sitting on top of the Christmas trees. There was just one rule
they had to stick to... it was strictly forbidden for a fairy to
kiss anyone!
The trouble was that Floella was a wicked little fairy. One day
Harry the Hare was hopping through the forest when he saw Floella
sitting on top of a toadstool, combing her hair. Floella said,
"Hello, handsome, give us a kiss!"
Harry the Hare was shocked. "Father Christmas doesn't allow that! he gasped. "Anyone caught kissing a fairy will be turned straight
away into Goon!"
But Floella tickled his ears - just the way hares love and
whispered, "Don't worry, we won't get caught!"
Harry the Hare trembled with fear and excitement. He looked
carefully over his furry brown shoulder, saw that no one was
looking. .. and more...

If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?