Fox Bill OReilly Jokes

Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has announced that he will debate 80s sitcom puppet, Alf, on his show tonight.

Sources say that immediately after the show was taped, O'Reilly had Alf deported: "Unfortunately, it seems that Alf was unable to document his status as a legal alien."

Bill O'Reilly has threatened to boycott Mexico and all its exports. In his crosshairs specifically are prostitutes who refer to oral sex as "a blow yob."

...the police are detaining an alleged Jamie Foxx stalker...a man calling himself Bill O'Reilly is in custody, but denies all charges, insisting he is a "Fox talker", not a Foxx stalker.