Fox News Jokes

Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Upton has announced that she does, in fact, know how to find the US on a map.

Fox News then withdrew their offer to Ms. Upton of a news anchor job, citing her as "overqualified."

If you thought Fox's new O.J. special was the lowest they could go, you're very wrong. Here are some shows Fox will soon be premiering on a crying, melting television near you.

"The Right To Life Movement's Funniest Home Videos"

"Down Syndrome Dance Party"

“I Married Al Qaeda”

“The Littlest Dominatrix”

“Crystal Meth Makeovers”

"Geraldo Interrogates A Cripple To Death"

"What If JonBenet Lived Long Enough To Grow Up And Eventually Went Wild"

"Bill O'Reilly's Love Chat"

Fox News paid two million dollars to a Palestinian terror group for the release of their kidnapped reporter, Steve Centanni. The terrorists promised to use the money to kill more Jews, and Fox promised to use Centanni to prop up Israel.

An Obama administration official said that Fox News is only interested in making money. How ironic, the one business to make money because of the actions of the Obama administration is Fox News.

Fox News correspondent David Lee Miller, reporting from Gaza, was shot at by Israeli forces. Israeli Prime Minister Ehmud Olbert issued an apology for missing.