Freak Jokes / Recent Jokes
The following is a list of different meanings for the name "Adidas."
The Anime Freak: All Day I Dream About Sesshoumaru.
The Jock: All Day I Dream About Sports.
The Video-Game Freak: All Day I Dream About Sprites.
The Pervert: All Day I Dream About Sex.
The CEO: All Day I Dream About Sports-cars.
The Cleptomaniac: All Day I Dream About Stealing.
Monica Lewinsky: All Day I Dream About Sex.
The Drunk: All Day I Dream About Shots.
The Redneck: All Day I Dream About Shotguns.
The IMer: all day i drm abt sx
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to more...
A Jewish grandmother took her young grandson on holiday by the seaside. He was busily paddling away while she was just sunbathing. Suddenly a huge freak wave landed and carried the boy away.
The grandmother panicked and started praying saying things like "Please let me have my grandson back, he is all I have and he is only nine" etc.
As luck would have it another freak wave came on and swept the boy ashore into the arms of the grandmother. She was extemely grateful but she looked upto the heavens and cried "He was wearing a hat".
A young missionary had just taken up a new post in a remote Maori village. The young man was the first white man to set foot in the area in quite some time.
Upon entering the village he was quite distressed at the liberal attitude towards sexual practices and began to preach chastity to his new flock with a vengence.
10 months later the daughter of the chief gives birth to a white baby. As the missionary is the only white man around the chief furiously confronts him.
"You preach chastity to me and all the time you are doing the devils work with my daughter. I'm going to kill you, you hypocrite."
"No it wasn't me" stammered the missionary "It's just a freak of nature."
"Oh sure! A black woman gives birth to a white baby and you're the only white man for miles and you call it a freak of nature. Now I'm going to kill you slowly."
"No, it's true" responded the missionary. "It's called an albino. These sort of more...
A man and his three friends are driving around one day when they happen to crash into the side of a bridge and completely wreck their car. While his three friends remained intact, the man had lost an eye and had to be rushed to the hospital. Once he arrived there, he discovered to his horror that they were out of glass replacement eyes, so they would have to give him a wooden eye.
Because he was so ashamed of becoming a freak with a wooden eye, the man refused to leave the hospital until they discharged him a week later, and then for several weeks after he stayed in his house with no contact to the outside world. His friends, feeling incredibly guilty for their lack of injury, decided to take him out to a club to try and cheer him up.
Though he was reluctant, he accepted. Once they were at the club, his three friends began dancing with girls, while he felt too shy about his eye to ask anyone. As the night wore on, he became more self-assured, and started asking more...