French Horn Jokes

How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section? Have them miss every other note.

How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

What is the difference between a french horn section and a' 57 Chevy? You can tune a' 57 Chevy.

What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost?
A goalpost that can't march.

How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.