French Horn Jokes / Recent Jokes
How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section? Have them miss every other note.
How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
What is the difference between a french horn section and a' 57 Chevy? You can tune a' 57 Chevy.
What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost?
A goalpost that can't march.
How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.