Fridge Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? A. Open the fridge, put it in, and close the door. Q. How do you put an elephant in the fridge? A. You open the door take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door. Noah invited all the animals to a meeting on how to cross the alligator infested waters. Q. How did they do it? A. They walked across. The alligators were at the meeting. Q. Who wasn't at the meeting? A. The elephant, he was in the fridge.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What do you call a zit on a dumb blonde's ass?
A. A brain tumor.
Q. What do you get when you turn 3 dum blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.
Q. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N.... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q. Why did the dumb blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.
Q. Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A. Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q. Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A. Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said more...

two blondes walk into a bar
you think one of them would have seen it!
whats the differance between a blonde and a fridge?
a fridge doesent fart when you take your meat out

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of more...

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A: Both of them.Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut.Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay? A: They don't have time.Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg? A: They won't stop to ask directions.Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds? A: The bonds mature.Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them.Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't know; it has never happened.Q: Why is it difficult to find more...