Fridge Jokes / Recent Jokes

There are four elephants in a Volkswagon. How do you know when one went into your refrigerator?
Answer: There is a set of footprints in the butter!
How do you know when there were two elephants in the fridge?
Answer: There are two sets of footprints in the butter!
How do you know when there were three elephants in your fridge?
Answer: you have three sets of footprints in the butter!
How do you know when four elephants were in your fridge?
Answer: You have an empty Volkswagon!

Q-Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree? A-because it was dead! Q-Why did the Fridge fall out of the tree? A-because it was attached to the Monkey! Q-What do you do if a Monkey falls out of a tree? A-watch out for the Fridge!!!

A woman walks into the butcher shop just before closing. She says, "Thank Heavens I've made it in time! Have you any turkey?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out his only turkey, and plops it onto the scale. It weighs 4 1/2 pounds.

"Ah, haven't you anything bigger?" the woman inquires. The butcher returns the turkey to the fridge, takes it out again, and plops it onto the scale, only this time, he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scale shows 7 1/4 pounds.

"Marvelous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."

Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.?.Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.

How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge?
The door won’t shut.

a man went to his hotel room and saw his wife
naked in the bed and a room cleaner standing at the end of the bed so the man trew him off the balcony and trew a fridge on him.The
cleaner went to heaven and God said,"sad storys only"
the wife told the man that nothing happened and the cleaner was cleaning the room.
the husband shot himself in the head for killing somebody.he went to heaven and told god the story.
another man went to heaven and told god that he was fucking somebodys wife and heard a knock on the door so hid in the fridge but it was just a cleaner.another knock came and it was the husband so he stayed in the fridge
and suddenly he was picked up and trown from height

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down
his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in
your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."
The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there, too? I got a fridge in the back
seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a
TV in the back seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A
Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in more...