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The stupid blonde at the library

a blonde went to the drive in and said can i have a big mac and small fries the ladie says this is the library the blonde says in a quieter voice can i have a bgi mac small fries

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Burger joint conversations nationwide

M. I. T.: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend."
"Have some fries."

Caltech: "I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend."
"Have some fries."

Yale: "I got mugged on the way to class today."
"Have some fries."

Brown: "I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith."
"Cool! Me too! Have some fries."

Swarthmore: "I got a B."
"Anywhere else it would have been an A. Have some fries."

Princeton: "My father took away my Porsche this weekend."
"Poor dear. Have some Escargot."

Harvard: "Did you do anything this weekend?"
"Nope. Have some fries."

Williams: "Don`t I know you?"
"Of course you do, silly. Have some fries."

Cornell: "I killed my lab partner this weekend."
"Bummer. Have some more...

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Blonde Robbery

A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun."The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.The blonde said, "You're an idiot - there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot - there's no money in the wallet." Blonde
Natural blonde "a blonde walkes into a library and asks the libriran for fries a burger and a milkshake the libriran goes this is a library the blonde looks around for a few seconds and whispers can i have fries a burger and a milkshake

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George Bush in a library

The president goes into a library. "I would like a cheeseburger and fries," he says in a loud, clear voice."
"But sir," says the assistant, "this is a library."
"Gee, I'm sorry," says Bush, and whispers very quietly, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries."

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