Fries Jokes / Recent Jokes

A blonde walks into a restaraunt and asks for fish and chips. When she sees the fries on her plate she says "I asked for chips, not fries!"

A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries."

The clerk says, "This is a library."

Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.

A blonde walked into a library and said, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

The librarian said, "Sorry, this is a library."

So the blonde whispered, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"

At Burger King an elderly couple ordered one burger, one order of fries and one coke with two glasses.

When they got to their booth, the man placed a napkin in front of himself and one in front of his wife, then proceeded to divide the fries, cut the burger in half and divided the coke equally.

A gentleman nearby noticed and offered to buy them another burger, fries and Coke.

The woman then said, "No you don't understand. We've been married over 50 years and all our life we agreed to split everything right down the middle."

Her husband then began eating, as she sat with her hands in her lap.

The gentleman nearby noticed and asked the lady why she wasn't eating.

She replied, "As I said before, we split everything right down the middle, and it's his day to use the teeth first."

Q: why are blondes so proud of their hair color?
A: It hides their head lice
Q: what’s the only reason men prefer blondes?
A: Because brunettes aren’t as easy to get into bed.
Q: how do blondes attract men?
A: by putting their ankles behind their ears.
Q: How did the blond die ice-fishing??
A: She got hit by the zambonie!!
A blonde walks into a library & says “I’d like a burger and fries please”. The young librarian replies “Erm, this is a library”. The blonde leans over, apologises & whispers, ”I’d like a burger & fries please”.
Q: How do you confuse a dumb blond?
A: Put it in a circle room an tell it to sit in the corner.
Q: What do u do if a blonde chucks a grenade at u?
A: Pull the pin out and chuck it back.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb into a room?
A: 501, 1 to hold the light bulb and the rest to turn the room.
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A recent food study shows the healthiest fast food fries are McDonalds. In other news, for the first time in US history, the words "healthy" and "McDonalds" appeared in the same sentence.