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A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father, he tended to
be a little over-protective of his daughters. When gentlemen came to take his
daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure
they knew who was boss. One evening, all of his daughters were going out on
dates. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door.
A gentleman said,
"Hi, I'm Joe,
I'm here for Flo,
We're goin' to the show,
Is she ready to go?"
The farmer frowned but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again, the
farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,
"Hi, I'm Eddie,
I'm here for Jenny,
We gettin' spaghetti,
Is she ready?"
The farmer frowned but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again, the
farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,
"Hi, I'm Chuck,..."
And the farmer shot more...

A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss.
One evening all of his daughters had plans. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show - Is she ready to go?" The farmer frowned, but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again a few minutes later, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty, We're gonna get spaghetti - Is she ready?" The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again after a couple of minutes. The farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, "then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?"
"Yes, your honor."
"And why was that?"
"Because my wife wanted a dress."
The judge check with his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!"
"Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times."

The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. "Now what about the butler?" the rich woman said.

"A set of wine glasses?" the maid suggested.

The woman frowned icily. "He doesn't really need that. A butler never entertains. He'll get a tie."

The maid grimaced, but said only, "What about a dress for Jenny, the serving girl?"

The woman frowned again. "She doesn't really need a new dress. She'll only get in trouble. We'll get her another apron."

The conversation continued in the same vein, and the maid was chafing at her employer's arrogance when they reached her husband. "I assume you want to get him something he really needs, madam?" the maid replied.

"Of course," the woman replied.

"Then how about five more inches?"

A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father, he
tended to be a little over-protective of his daughters. When gentlemen
came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with
a shotgun to make sure they knew who was boss.
One evening, all of his daughters were going out on dates.
The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door.
A gentleman said,
Hi, I'm Joe,
I'm here for Flo,
We're goin' to the show,
is she ready to go?
The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door.
A gentlemen said,
Hi, I'm Eddie,
I'm here for Jenny,
We gettin' spaghetti,
is she ready?
The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door.
A gentlement said,
Hi, I'm Chuck,
And the farmer shot him.