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Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Santa: Now what happened?
Santa’s wife: Your horse is on the phone...!!

Banta was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife Preeto, sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Banta asks, "What was that for?"
Preeto replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Sheena written on it?"
Banta says, "Oh, Preeto, remember two weeks ago when I went to the races? Sheena was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
Preeto is appeased and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Banta says, "What's that for this time?"
Preeto answered, "Your horse just called."