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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. Grow your own dope, plant a man.All men are idiots....I married their king. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.6. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.7. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.8. If I throw a stick, will you leave?9. You! Off my planet!10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.