Funny Letters Jokes

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker.

"Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?"

"Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him."

"How come you got the cotton in your ears?"

"Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"

Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion.

"Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my favorite nephew. He's got three feet."

"Three feet?" exclaimed her friend.

"Surely that's not possible?"

"Well," said Auntie, "his mother's just written to tell me he's grown another foot! "

Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing.

"I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred."

"But you can't write," Mom pointed out.

"That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."

An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.
`Wait a minute,' he said, `you've written the address upside down.'

`I know,' said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.'

An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.

"I'll see, sir," said the clerk. "What is your name?"

"You're having me on now because I'm Irish," said the Irishman.

"Won't you see the name on the envelope?"