Gas Price Jokes

Are you familiar with the company BP? It’s one of the world’s largest gas companies, and its CEO is stepping down due to allegations that he was involved in a relationship with another man. And the news isn’t completely unexpected, because for awhile I thought it odd that the types of fuel they have at BP are Regular, Super, and Absolutely Fabulous.

British Petroleum has submitted a recipe to the Food Network.Mix Louisiana marsh with thick crude oil.Then add graham crackers,to produce......................s'mor-gas-bored,with waffles.

U.S. retail gas prices dropped nearly 22 cents a gallon in the past two weeks, the second decline in a row since a mid-August peak, according to a survey released Sunday.
Some industry experts predict gas prices will drop in direct proportion to how well Congress fares in upcoming election polls.
Translation: We'll have 3 cent-a-gallon gas on November 1.

Gas prices continue to pinch U.S. drivers. Living in New York, I get to save that expense and take mass transit, although I do spend $300 a month on pepper spray. The good news is that I'm getting 40 miles per gallon of pepper spray.

Thanks to the BP oil spill in the Gulf, fish oil capsule supplements will now come in 3 sizes. 500mg, 1000 mg, and 10-W-30.